Gift: For the Host on Father's Day

Father's Day is one of those holidays that always seems to surprise in, "Surprise! Today's Father's Day and you forgot to get your father something." Even the best planned hostess can forget a holiday or two. So I'm starting my gift search now.  Surely I can find something he'll love before June 20th.  Here's my first idea.

The Sportula
What the spatula is for the baking hostess, the Sportula is for the grilling host.